We have met, but I haven’t introduced myself. I am Mr. OBB. I didn’t think it would be necessary for me to approach you in this way, as Mrs. OBB has done a fantastic job telling you, and us, what we think of you.
For quite a while we have been happy that you had left us.
Now that we have found out that you didn’t actually leave, I felt it was time for me to remind you of a few things.
One - You are not welcome! Although, I recognize what you have taught us over the past 2 years, we were ready for you to go. The lessons learnt are still fresh in my mind and we don’t need to go over them again. I know I love my wife, I know how strong she is, I know what a great wife and mother she is.
Secondly, I would like to remind you of what you are up against. We are Team OBB, we are family, we are friends, we are science, we are too much for you. You are only a spec on an X-ray, in a place you don’t belong.
As for me. I am the spark, I am the knight in shining armour, I am the rock, I am the Cancierge. Our days are sunny and bright. A small dark cloud, like you, is not enough to block out the sun.
Lastly, let me set the record straight one last time before we see you gone for good.
Mrs. OBB - she’s mine, not yours.